1. God is real, unless declared integer.
2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
3. Death is hereditary.
4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
6. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
7. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
8. Where there's a will there are five HUNDRED relatives.
9. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
10. Well done is better than well said.
11. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't Expect it back.
12. If you can't see the bright side of life,polish the dull side.
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